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RUSSIA BROKE HIS BACK
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I tried out for the schools dancing group

I don’t really think I made it, but if I did, I can guarantee that you will hear my screaming (in a good way) from a 2 mile radius away.

4 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 0 notes
4 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 6,837 notes
tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

march 12nd

tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

march 12nd

6 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 28,913 notes

this heat is so horrible

it’s like 72 and humid right now

tomorrow it’s going to be 86, humid, and they’re not turning on the air conditioning at school

can you all just feel my pain

1 day ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 0 notes

whereisyourangel:

I like how in hetalia Japan is always freaking out about America’s multicolored food but then 

image

1 day ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 3,330 notes
here is your basic map of america

here is your basic map of america

1 day ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 1 note

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

1 day ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 216,687 notes

lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

1 day ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 106,142 notes
bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

2 days ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 46,894 notes

expungedata:

you can’t say occupy or capitalism on toontown

2 days ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 757 notes
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I tried out for the schools dancing group

I don’t really think I made it, but if I did, I can guarantee that you will hear my screaming (in a good way) from a 2 mile radius away.

4 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 0 notes
4 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 6,837 notes
tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

march 12nd

tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

march 12nd

6 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 28,913 notes

this heat is so horrible

it’s like 72 and humid right now

tomorrow it’s going to be 86, humid, and they’re not turning on the air conditioning at school

can you all just feel my pain

1 day ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 0 notes

whereisyourangel:

I like how in hetalia Japan is always freaking out about America’s multicolored food but then 

image

1 day ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 3,330 notes
here is your basic map of america

here is your basic map of america

1 day ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 1 note

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

1 day ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 216,687 notes

lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

1 day ago on May 20th, 2013 | J | 106,142 notes
bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

2 days ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 46,894 notes

expungedata:

you can’t say occupy or capitalism on toontown

2 days ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 757 notes